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this song is a classic and i deserve all of the credit. This was the first single off of the album and i can't believe it wasn't a big hit. I personally blame Warner Brothers music for not promoting it AT ALL. can you believe those guys. i don't know why i bother sometimes.
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I don't like phospohorous strings
because of the way that they sound
i don't like phosphorous strings
they sound really ba
yeah i don't like phosphorous strings
why did i buy these thisngs
i just don't know whats going on
oh baby, listen to that sound
its so tinny
it makes me want to go silly
it makes me want to go to the dunny
oh yeah, what a terrible sound
oh phosphorous strings you're really weighing me down
these phosphorous strings - they got a crappy sound
yeah they got a crappy sound
oh yeah they got that crappy sound
that crappy, that crappy that crappy ARRRGGHHH!
phosphorous strings
i don't like those things
damn phosphorous strings
make it seem like the world's made of tin
and you know it aint made of tin, people
why would anyone play these things, these phosphorous stings?
no i don't i don't like 'em
no i said i don't like 'em
yeah i said i don't like these phosphorous strings....
...why didn't i get the strings that i usually get
Them Martins, they're (i guess) a pretty sure bet
cause i never ever ever had no need to complain
but these phosphorous strings they make my strings buzz
in a way that i really don't like
no no these phosphorous strings
i think they can go and get on their bike
OH MY LORD - they can get on their bike
(get on their bike)
they can get on going down the road
them phosphorous strings
yeah try to tell it to some other schmuck buddy
this schmuck's already plain out of luck
playin phosphorous strings x2
pherus string
i really don't like 'em
yeah i don't like 'em
i really don't like to sing about phosphorous strings
Yeah i don't even want this song to be going on no more
its been going on way too long
this stupid song about some stupid thing
i don't even know what this guy's talking about
oh that's right - he wrote a song
he wrote a song about phosphorous strings
phosphorous strings
phosphorous strings on a Saturday nite.....
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